Notes: Lost and Found IV (An Xmas Tale)

Santa,

My wife left, saying I was an unmanageable child. I don’t think she’s coming back. So don’t bother turning up at my house this year. There’s nothing I want and the kids are staying with their grandmother. If you appear, I’ll probably be drunk and floor you.

Sorry,

Brian.

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