The Arrangement

He didn’t realise it was a cult until they told him to strip, smear himself with butterscotch and sleep with two virgins. That’s when he became concerned and tried to leave. But they were dangerous and knew where he lived. So he stayed.

Besides, they were cutting his movie deals.

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