Notes: Lost and Found V

Dear Caroline,

I saw you last week. I passed a wine bar and there you were drinking on the pavement. Who was that man?

You looked well, I almost didn’t recognize you.

So I decided to find you.

If you’re reading this, then I already have.

Look behind you.



Notes: Lost and Found IV (An Xmas Tale)


My wife left, saying I was an unmanageable child. I don’t think she’s coming back. So don’t bother turning up at my house this year. There’s nothing I want and the kids are staying with their grandmother. If you appear, I’ll probably be drunk and floor you.



Notes: Lost and Found


I broke the Regency mirror. Now whenever you look yourself in those insensate eyes you’ll remember how you splintered my spirit and broke my heart. I’ll take seven years bad luck and wish you a lifetime. Oh, and I crashed your car and incinerated your clothes.

(Not) Yours Stella.