The Boy Who Cried Wolf

The wolf gnashed at the boy’s ripe jugular and in a bloody fountain chomped off a fatty cheek. Then he devoured the squirming boy’s beef-lined intestines.

The shepherds gave wolf a nod. “Thanks for that mate. We owe you.”

“No problem,” said the full-bellied wolf, “the pleasure was a-a-a-a-a-ll mine.”